Der Teacher

This girl landed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. A well-connected acquaintance pulled some strings and got her an interview for her dream job. But there was one small catch — fluency in German was a must. Not one to back down, she came up with a plan. She didn’t know a word of German, so she asked her daddy-in-law to teach her a few impressive-sounding phrases, just enough to convince the interviewer she had a knack for languages. Sure, it was a ridiculous idea, but it might have worked… if not for one fatal flaw. She was just as stunning as she was hopelessly dumb. Her would-be tutors poured down the drain their breath, until an old professor decided it was time to try a more experimental teaching method…