English Theology Student!

This week we have the lovely Satine who graced jimslip.com many years ago. Since then she has been ensconced in a place of religious learning & now sports a Phd no less in "Theology & Fashion". I did ponder the fact that there haven't been any great strides in fashion in the religious world & one could argue that those of the cloth have been wearing similar vestments for centuries. Satine explained how she'd sent one of her designs, she'd perhaps unwisely named, "A Bad Habit" to the Vatican for approval. The outfit intended to bring nuns into "The 21st Century" & looked like something you'd see a stripper-gram girl wearing on a night out. Unsurprisingly, Satine was summarily escorted out of the Vatican by the Pope's personal guard, the "Guardia Svizzera Pontificia" & the last she saw of the Pontiff was him hanging out of his window swearing at her & waving his fist. This sorry tale explains why Satine has now plunged from the sanctity of the Holy Church into the burning fires of Hell at jimslip.com